Curse you Computer
And your microchips too
May they turn into nachos
Dripping with goo
Curse you computer
With your cursor a-blinking
May your data dissolve
As the hard drive stops thinking
Curse you computer
And your email box too
May you develop a virus
Most voracious to you
Curse you computer
And your functioning keys
I shall soak them in soda
And clog them with grease
Curse you computer
And your foul clicking mouse
May he move from the mouse pad
Right into your house
Curse you computer
You inhuman freak
You stole my husband
And gave me a geek
To give some background, my husband has a computer business.
If you were to write a curse poem, what would be your curse?
To give some background, my husband has a computer business.
If you were to write a curse poem, what would be your curse?
10 comments:
What a devilishly delightful poem! I might curse the economy or the aging process.
Ogden Nash had nothing on you. This is delightful and easily identified with...and no foul language. Must have been tempting.
Thanks, Laura. Both those ideas are winners.
Hi Anonymous: Thanks for your comment. Yes. Tempting. But I try not to let the computers see me sweat or swear.
Fun to read this posted! It makes me smile all over again. Good job!
Thanks, Sheila. And thanks for the terrific class.
Cute poem … makes me smile, but also makes me nervous. I would never curse my computer, because I depend so much on it and I'm superstitious!
If I were to write a curse poem, it would be about ineffectual government.
Thanks for the comment Amber. Hopefully, my computer knows I'm just kidding around. Ineffectual government is a good one. Certainly you would have company. Thanks for the comment.
very funny! i also loved the post about your online cllass. i've always been interested in trying one
christina
Thanks, Christina. I did mind at first being online, thought it would be confusing, but our class was small, 4 students, and the teacher, Sheila Bender, was on top of things.
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